It’s the Scottish League Cup this weekend and as it’s rare I get to talk about Round 2s, I jumped all over this opportunity. Here’s the horniest preview you’ll read today.
Rangers v Dunfermline
Have Dunfermline got anyone as horny as Brewster and Crawford used to be? Doubt it. So for that reason I’m backing Rangers to get back to winning ways. 3-0 Rangers.
Ayr Utd v Dundee Utd
This could be the tie of the round and one that shocks the world. Can Ayr turn over Tam Courts’ slick hair and fancy words? Absolutely not. 2-1 to Dundee Utd with a Peter Pawlett double.
Dundee v Motherwell
Can’t call this one so I’ve tried to phone Stevie Craigan for advice, but he’s not picking up… pathetic! So I’ve been left to pick myself and I’m going for the Steelmen to go through with Van Veen and Tony Watt picking up a goal apiece. 2-0 Motherwell.
Livingston v St Mirren
Sleeping tablet. 0-0
Raith v Aberdeen
I would die for John McGlynn… I love him and his glasses turn me on! This could be a slippery one for the Dons I reckon. Stevie Glass could be bamboozled by the genius brain of Dr McGlynn but I’ve still got to go for an Aberdeen win. 3-2 Aberdeen.
Arbroath v St Johnstone
Who should be the next Scotland manager? It’s got to be Dick Campbell! Unfortunately for wee Dick he’s up against the heroes of the Scottish game and the Saints will trounce all over Arbroath. 3-0 St Johnstone.
Hibs v Kilmarnock
Jack Ross makes me weak at the knees and I think that’s exactly the effect he’ll have over the Killie players. The Hibees will pummel them. Hibs 2-0.
Celtic v Hearts
Celtic will be out for revenge and by God they will get it… the Aussie’s wild dogs will be let loose once more and the Jambos won’t know what’s hit them. Could Robbie Neilson be reduced to tears? I think so. 4-1 Celtic.
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